The 10 most stressful things in life…
We’ve all heard of the ‘most stressful things’ you can go through during your life… you know, moving house, going to the dentist, etc, etc.
Well, I disagree. I’ve compiled my own ‘top 5’ list of most stressful things… Or maybe they’re just embarrassing!
- Dropping a huge fart that smells like a dead chicken in a lift at work, thinking you got away with it when suddenly the doors open and your boss walks in
- Sneezing mid-presentation in front of a client and a big fat string of snot falls and hangs out of your nose
- Being stuck on the bus in traffic knowing that those cramps in your stomach mean the gastro is about to hit any minute!
- Busting to do a poo when you’re in a niteclub
- Vomiting a meat pie through your nose after having your nipple pierced (I was only 16 at the time and it goddamn hurt!)