Or at least I’d like to be, sometimes…
No, not on the show, dickhead, I just feel a little nosey from time to time… And thankfully, Google helps me out in such times of need. I am overwhelmed by Google Trends…
I only check it out to see what’s going on, and all of a sudden I’ve been online for an hour, looking at what other crazies have looked at…
Here’s a selection of my favourites from the current list of top search keywords:
- snarky
- racing junk
- epileptic
- i love money
- toastee
- paperweights
- key chains
- black chicken
yes… these few little gems were in the top 25 search keywords… WHAT?!? I love it. Fucking crazy nuts.
black chicken! HA!
paperweights… nice.
That is a rather concerning indication of the state of mind of the human race…
I love money because I am eplieptic black chicken who eats snarky toastee. Check out my racing junk, it’s mainly keychains and paperweights.