I have some freak arsed dreams sometimes…
So, I decided to google a dream dictionary and try to interpret some of this nonsense in my head.
Dream #1
Sitting in a nice little pub in London, eating lunch with friends. Look over into the corner and Harry Potter is having sex with a goat.
Interpretation: apparently dreaming about sex is my libido’s way of telling me it’s been a little too long between shindigs; a goat means I’m gullible; eating with others can mean ‘jouous spirits’; and Harry Potter doesn’t come up in the dream dictionary.
So, my dream means that “I really need to have sex and I’m gullible if I think I’m happy”.
Dream #2
I’m hanging out with Jason Priestley (yes, I know – not my choice, the dream decided on who my friends would be!), who now designs and manufactures fishing rods rather than trying to act. We were fishing in my bathtub to catch some big monster fish which I then discovered was Shannon Doherty (right on the money with that one, wasn’t I?).
Interpretation: to see a fishing rod in my dream means that I’m ready to confront issues and emotions; to be fishing means that I am confronting and brining repressed emotions to the surface; a bathtub in my dream means I need to escape from my everyday life.
Wow – who’da thought, huh? So, I guess “I need to escape my everyday life and confront my issues and emotions which I’ve started to do”.
Well, I don’t actually believe in this dream interpretation stuff, and the interpretations all seem a bit queer.
I prefer to dream – interpreting them is boring.
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