This is the third attempt I’ve had at writing this entry… I just don’t know what the fuck to talk about at the moment.
I know I haven’t posted in a little while, and no, I’m not ‘Leylanding’ it anymore, I’ve just been busy. And before anyone moans and says ‘yeah, sure, we’re all busy, you know’, you can fuck off – I really have been busy!
So, anyway – how about we just do the little update thing, yes?
The smoking is still out of my life and it’s great. I don’t even feel like one. That’s not to say that I haven’t been a cranky little man since it all stopped…! But, the crankiness keeps wankers away from me, so I think I’ll be holding onto it a while longer…
The gym is still happening. I even go on the weekends – can you believe it?!? I can’t… but I am LOVING my new hard man titties – and my big biceps, they make me happy and give me something to grope at constantly without attracting REALLY weird looks from passersby.
As part of the whole health thing, I’m cooking dinners from the CSIRO diet cookbook thing each night. The food isn’t all that bad, but fuck it makes you fart! I’ve been caught a few times in a busy supermarket, standing, almost bent over in pain, in front of the yoghurt section, letting the cool air from the fridges cool my heat flushed skin – so many people around that I can’t let all the gas go because I have standards (yes, I think farting in public is foul – if you don’t then please go away now).
So, that’s the non-smoking, the gym and the diet covered… what else?
Study is going well – I’m actually enjoying it so far this semester, so that’s just damn brilliant.
There seem to be more people in my life who are annoying me now – I really want to do something humiliating to them to ease my frustrations… I’d love to set their work computer screensavers to the week’s top vote at ratemypoo.com or something… fuck that would make me laugh!
On the up side, the rain makes me happy.
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