We’ve all heard of the ‘most stressful things’ you can go through during your life… you know, moving house, going to the dentist, etc, etc.
Well, I disagree. I’ve compiled my own ‘top 5′ list of most stressful things… Or maybe they’re just embarrassing!
- Dropping a huge fart that smells like a dead chicken in a lift at work, thinking you got away with it when suddenly the doors open and your boss walks in
- Sneezing mid-presentation in front of a client and a big fat string of snot falls and hangs out of your nose
- Being stuck on the bus in traffic knowing that those cramps in your stomach mean the gastro is about to hit any minute!
- Busting to do a poo when you’re in a niteclub
- Vomiting a meat pie through your nose after having your nipple pierced (I was only 16 at the time and it goddamn hurt!)
Posted by Stu on 24 January, 2008 at 4:06 am
You sound a bit crook there mate!
Thought of seeing a doc?