The last 10 years…

Well, I know it’s been a while since my last post, but I have been VERY busy…!  And as a comeback, to my blogging life, I’ve decided to list a highlight (that I can remember) from the last 10 years… so, I’m 27 now, so we’ll start when I was 17… here goes!

17 – Diagnosed with a minor heart problem – no biggie.  Got my lip pierced, scrotum pierced, and dropped out of school (gee, that was a year to be proud of)

18 – Removed my lip and scrotum piercings, started working as a researcher and began a law degree

19 – FINALLY came out of my shell and the closet (officially)

20 – Diagnosed with a severe heart disease.  Moved to London, enjoyed myself, discovered the ‘joy’ of working and making money

21 – Explored New York and LA again.  Moved back to Australia (to Brisbane, of all places, ugh!) as health was deteriorating, and entered the recruitment industry

22 – Moved to Sydney, out on my own, no friends, no commitments, no sensibility.  Contracted the “Sydney Syndrome” – stayed out all weekend, every weekend… who am I again?  Eventually made some ‘friends’

23 – Lost all sense of maturity – disgraceful, but fun – enough said.  Made some better friends.

24 – Finally regained some dignity and started settling down.  Started studying my pre-med part time, whilst holding down a full time job.

25 – Changed jobs and entered the media world – some would say a career, which it kind of could be, if not for the part time studies continuing…  I take the job very seriously and do well, though.

26 – Still working away, making what I can out of the job I’m doing – still studying, struggling under the pressure, but getting there…  Finally give up smoking, start going to the gym (albeit a half-arsed effort).  Advised by the doctor that I’m stable and have improved – doing really well!

27 – Going to the gym a hell of a lot more.  Completed the City2Surf in 99 minutes – not bad for someone with Heart Failure!  Work is going fine, moved into a new role, but still with the same company.  Great friends around me and doing well with the part time studies.  Gee…

Shit – seems like a lot when you look at it like this… But, without it all happening,  I wouldn’t be me.  I wouldn’t have the friends I’ve found along the way, either!

Well, with that I welcome myself back to my world of blogging.

Enjoy.

George Bush-a-like

Ha! Need I say anything?

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Stalkers, Sex Tapes and Scandals!

Ok, so I ended up getting onto this “blog” that Kyle had referred to… here’s his comment:

This is eric. You’re all so wrong(photos)

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Hi everyone this is ERIC the person that you are all talking about.

Firstly there’s some things I need to clear up so you can all stop talking about someone you don’t even know in the slightest. I’ve always been a good “FRIEND” to Brigitte and I mean “FRIEND”. My following points are not lies and there is many people in Canberra that know my situation and could back these points. I also want to apologise to Brigittes family if this offends them but like them I want to clear my name truthfully.

1) I’m MOST DEFINITELY NOT THE BOYFRIEND NEVER HAVE, NEVER WILL. I’ve told Brigitte numerous times I never have and never in my life will ever go out with her

2) I don’t care in the slightest that she’s even on BB or hooking up with another guy ! Since she’s been on the show I feel like I’ve been freed. I’ve told her so many times to find another guy but she has been so obsessive that she refuses no matter how I treated her, for example I have hooked up with other girls in front of her, not to be mean but to give her another reason to move on. In the 2 years I have been friends with Brigitte, I have been openly involved with other girls and she accepted this and not because of me forcing her to stay. Brigitte is a good girl with a good heart and I just want to see her move on and be happy without me.

The only reason I answer her repetitive calls is out of pity and because I feel worried she will follow through, with her threats that she would hurt her herself if she couldn’t see me.

3) Many times my parents to tell her to get away from my house because she would do drive bys of my house to check if there was other girls there. My house hold was constantly disrupted due to her constant calling and that my mum has to take the phone off the hook. One example I left my mobile in my car for 1 1/2 hrs and there was 112 missed calls from her !

4) I don’t understand why she keeps saying that I will ruin her life if I find out she does anything with boys. I’m not a controlling guy in the slightest, I never gave her any rules before she went in the house. Quite frankly I thank Cherry for hooking up with her and now she is out of my hands =) !!

5) The only reason I went on the eviction show is because the rumors about me being her boyfriend had already started and I wanted to deeply clarify that we were only friends. Thats the one and only reason why I went on.

Just to enforce how much better my life is with her being on the show is that I can actually meet girls now without Brigitte threatening to bash them or even kill them. 2 weeks before she went on the show her and her friends bashed a girl because she was seen with me.

I’m not writing this post to attack or degrade Brigitte but because of the constant ridicule of my name on this forum. I don’t appreciate me being talked about by people that don’t know me, that is why I have come on here to explain my situation with her. I’m nothing more then a FRIEND and just a friend ! I hope this clears everything up about me being a controlling guy and answers all your questions about my situation with Brigitte. I don’t like BB it means nothing to me, I don’t watch it and I don’t support her or anyone in the house, it’s boring and I probably won’t come on here often so your replies won’t be answered promptly.

Thank YOU BYE!!!!!!!

and then this as a response to someone else’s post…

Just to enforce how much better my life is with her being on the show is that I can actually meet girls now without Brigitte threatening to bash them or even kill them. 2 weeks before she went on the show her and her friends bashed a girl because she was seen with me.

There are other posts on there and rumours that “Eric” was going to release a sex tape of himself and Bridgette if she had an ‘affair’ whilst on the show… I’m not sure if I believe that one…. also – he seems kinda gay to me… is that worthy of starting another rumour? Oh kids… grow up!

Ok, I got sucked in…

Pamela Anderson is fabulous!  I don’t care what anyone says, I love her!

Yes, I have been sucked into watching the special Big Brother episode when Pammy enters the house.  And I’m actually kind of glad I’ve made the effort, even just to hear Pammy’s interview earlier on the show.

But, yes, I would like to discuss something else that crept up during the show.

It seems Bridget may be a little crazier (psycho, even) than what we all first thought!

Now, apparently she has been smooching some guy called “Cherry” – I don’t understand that either – and has been worried about her boyfriend seeing this and breaking up with her or some shit.  So they got this guy called “Eric”, the supposed boyfriend on the show for a little chat…

He has been accused of writing on the ‘behindbigbrother’ forum, stating that he isn’t with her and she has been stalking him.  When asked about this, he declined to comment.  Fuck this gets juicy, doesn’t it?!

I can’t get onto that site at the moment – I think it may be a tad ‘busy’!  But will have a look when I can and update you all, I’m sure you’re all dying to know!

Oh, shit!  and now Bridgette just got evicted!!!!  Kyle just told her not to worry, they have her boyfriend there and she had NO idea what he was talking about!  Fucking gold!

I do hope that they ‘rekindle’ the Eric/Bridgette flame – I would be THRILLED to see that unfold!

Oh, I must get back to it – I can’t be missing Pammy entering the house now, can I… after all, that’s the only reason I’m watching!

I am Big Brother…

Or at least I’d like to be, sometimes…

No, not on the show, dickhead, I just feel a little nosey from time to time… And thankfully, Google helps me out in such times of need. I am overwhelmed by Google Trends…

I only check it out to see what’s going on, and all of a sudden I’ve been online for an hour, looking at what other crazies have looked at…

Here’s a selection of my favourites from the current list of top search keywords:

• snarky
• racing junk
• epileptic
• i love money
• toastee
• paperweights
• key chains
• black chicken

yes… these few little gems were in the top 25 search keywords… WHAT?!?  I love it.  Fucking crazy nuts.

black chicken!  HA!

paperweights…  nice.

Where, Oh, Where…?

I’m still here, do not fret!

Even thought I have only barely survived the last month, with end of semester exams, being busy with work, travel (with work, of course) and courses (again, for work)… I am still alive and planning to start making more entries on my blog than ever before!  (Well, probably not, but at least I’ll try)…

I will not be starting this raging blog-a-thon today though… I have NOTHING to do today and I am planning on doing NOTHING!  So, do watch out for a few entries over the coming days…

Oh, and whoever keeps searching on google to find “bianca’s big boobs bb08″, please stop now – there are no boobs for you here.

Pamela Anderson enters the BB house tonight apparently – I may actually watch a bit of it, just to see how she’s looking… screw the rest of them – the boring shits!

STICK it up your JUMPER!

The wonderful award-winning journalistic efforts of “Today Tonight Tomorrow no longer with Tamara” fucking makes me laugh sometimes!

It’s on the tv at the moment, so I can hear the trash in the background… and all I heard was some old true-blue hag they were interviewing screech into the microphone with:

“They can Stick it up their Jumper!”

Fucking class, that is, fucking class!

Well, just thought I’d share that one…

A rogering good time…

So it seems the use of the word “rogering” in my post about Tania Zaetta rooting soldiers really sparked some interest!

Well, it got Mick and Shoo commenting anyway.  And it got me thinking about a chat I was having with Shoo just a few days ago… Did you know, that the youth of today are saying “totes”… which apparently means “totally”.

It got me thinking… How would they use it?

Maybe something like…

“Oh my god, and she was all like, doing it, and I was like, that’s so cool and stuff…”

“She is such a slut and stuff, you know?”

“Totes!”

So, with this playing on my mind and the comments just SWARMING in over my previous post, I decided to list some words that we should all consider bringing back (that actually make sense)…

• rogering
• awesome
• wicked
• neat
• fangin
• rad
• nifty
• super
• groovy
• rock!
• tight
• swell
• ace
• mad
• right on
• fierce

Have I forgotten any?

Another New Favourite Album…

Great album, this one…

And they’re Australian… yes, that’s right!  Fuck we produce some good talent, I tell you!

Oh… I’m talking about Airway Lanes.

Brilliant, love it, can listen to it over and over again, recommend you do the same.

THE BEST part of the whole album is the actual music – the vocals are great too (don’t ask me about words, I never listen to the lyrics), but the music is absolutely brilliant.

Dan Hall is the main man responsible for the great vocals – you may remember him from such other Australian bands as ‘Taxiride’.  I think I must have been a bit of a fan of Taxiride, actually – I have a couple of their albums hiding in my music ‘library’…

Yes, this post may seem a little disjointed and random, but I’m tired, so shut it.

Anyway, feel free to comment unless you don’t like the album, in which case, you’re mother or some other nice person should have told you… If you don’t have anything nice to say, then shut the fuck up (please).

Idol Rip-off!

I watch Australian Idol.  Yes, my readers, I do.

I don’t necessarily enjoy it now, but let’s say I’m an active observer of the programme.

However, I suddenly feel REALLY ripped off!  The American Idol finale seems so much better than our random shit they try to pass off as a show-stopping event each year…. just check out his VERY small blurb from the article written about it in InEntertainment:

Other performances came from the likes of George Michaels, One Republic, Seal and Graham Nash. It seems that everyone wanted to be in on the season 7 finale.

I want what they’re having!  Screw the fucking Young Divas and tardboy Gay Sebastion!  I want George Michaels, One Republic and … well, that will do.  Maybe a touch of Madonna would be nice, though.

Gee, imagine if I was some really HUGE idol fan or something… I’d be DEVASTATED!

(Yes, I do look rather good in this photo, thanks…)